You'll be REALLY thirsty where YOU'RE going.

From our reader Annie C.

It's a little disappointing there is enough of a problem with drink theft to post things like this on the soda machine.

I have a confession. There are times, even on this blog, when we say things like "only in Provo" and it's not entirely true. We may be talking about something funny, weird, even overtly Mormon, but they're not always singularly Utah or Utah Valley.

This, on the other hand, really is.

Witnessed at Nicoitalia Pizza, an ostensibly non Utah, Italian themed pizza joint, with an owner wielding an (over-the-top?) Boston accent. But I'm quite sure you would not see this in Italy or Boston, or anywhere else for that matter.

Ironically, I think if you did post this anywhere outside our happy little valley, the immediate response would be something like, "Lower kingdoms? What the H*!! does that mean?"