Not wasting any time

From our friend and reader Bryan J Bryce.
NOTE: Doesn't that name just roll off the tongue? Doesn't it?

Found these in the tunnel near the Canon Center, Thought it was pretty funny that they were right next to each other.

Bryan, isn't that tunnel next to the dorms? Where the freshman live? I wonder who decides where to put these, and if they really want to push speed-dating and pregnancy, or, as I call them when mentioned together, quick-mating.