A bit delayed but...

From a regular reader and contributor, Bryan.

I found this empty Diet Coke box and 2 empty Slim Jim cans in the Social Sciences Library* during finals week.




Something about these two items being on the same shelf in the library set off alarms in my brain, there was some kind of correlation, but what was it?...AH YES, of course! The essential survival foods for finals week. (What you lost from the "Diet" in Diet Coke you make up for with the Slim Jims. Don't let the "Slim" fool you; "Slim" refers to the relative thinness of the meatstickthing not to the relative shape of your body after consuming them.) And then it donned (or is it dawned???) on me...Someone is LIVING IN THE LIBRARY. Once again, to my chagrin, I find out that someone else is living out MY dreams.**

*(The one at bottom of the library where cell phone signals don't reach. AKA "The Cave" or "Belly of the Beast")

**(For any information/tips/secrets on how to evade Library security and successfully make the library into a semi-permanent dwelling place, send an email to Bryan.Bryce at gmail.com)