This Just Happened.: February 2009

Creative Ways to Get a Restraining Order.

This one comes to us via Dave Peterson, who received it from a concerned brother in law.

A picture is worth a thousand words, and the above one screams "what's more creative than a kidnapping?"

This book is a Provo gem and its creative ideas are likely to become a reoccurring feature on the blog, so if you're stumped oh how to ask that special someone to the spring formal, check back often.

To give you a taste, idea #202, is pictured to the right
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Lets break this one down like a fraction.

First Rent or Borrow a ROBOT (think of the word ROBOT being shouted in a deep ominous voice from the future, hence, the all caps). I mean, how have I never thought of that. I'll just head down to the ROBOT rental kiosk in the mall, or better yet, I think Bro. Johnson from the ward has a couple of spare robots lying around maybe I could borrow one.

Second, "Have the ROBOT follow the person around work or school tactfully making comments that are about or to the individual" I guess once you've got a robot this is a no brainer. What's more romantic than a tactful robot following you around followed closely by a giggling frecklefaced kid with an RC remote? I mean nothing exemplifies tactful like a robot ordering a Bacon Bounty Cheese at Arctic Circle.

All in all, thank you for this, Barbara Seegmiller. It's your creativity that, in a small part, makes Provo the way it is and makes this blog possible. For all those interested in learning more about Barbara, she has an active online presence:
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Finally - I know you were wondering, and yes you can buy this book online here, and wherever fine books are sold.

Labels: Books., BYU, Dates, Mormon, Provo

Shivers

"Oh, that's too bad", thought the boy as he hurried past the McKay building on campus. "Somebody dropped a scarf. Poor girl must be cold."

However, upon closer inspection, it was not a scarf. Not at all. It was a pink thong.

"I guess it wasn't keeping her that warm anyway."

NOTE: I just noticed with the previous two posts a definite fetish theme developing on here. I assure you, this is completely incidental, it wasn't an editorial decision.