What's In A Name?

A cow pressed through a machine by any other name would smell as sweet.

Thank you Smiths for your low prices and straight shootin. You're a class act.

PuppyWash

Is BYU (or the Statistics Department) whitewashing...or puppywashing...facebook?




When I logged in the facebook (from class) the other day, this is what I got. Notice that every picture is our friend the (ostensibly) harmless puppy.

I thought it was a glitch, maybe something somebody setup on this particular computer, to be funny. Because, let's be honest, imagining all of my friends as the same golden retriever puppy is pretty funny.

Then today, it happened again, still in the statistics building.



What do you think? Clearly, there is a conspiracy at play here, but WHO? Is it BYU? Mark Zuckerberg? Zuckerberg's puppy, bent on social media domination?

You decide.

Which moments, exactly?

From faithful reader Zach A.

First came the baby, then came the marriage, then I guess you can buy the
jewelry. That doesn't sound like the right order, though.

These closets are great for walking into as well as coming out of

Genius advertisement, Coventry. This place is BYU approved, I promise.

(800N. 700E. Provo)

Chains

As long as the CAEDM lab avoids spending money on those pricey three hole punches they can continue to afford a few more replacement staple removers before they have to chain that down as well. What, dont they trust us?
(4th floor of the CLYDE)

Just like the good ol' days

Now you too can own a native baby!

I didn't look, but I bet these all had pretty special names.

M.F.E.O.

I think I used to date this guy.

Also a man

Also a gun owner.
Also a racist.
Also a chauvinist.

Presumably. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

D&C 89:13

I didn't care for this. It was staring right at my garden.

Lord of the flies?

Stiff Competition

Who loves their family more? ... Go!

Thinking Cap

Strap it on and become the next Rockefeller!

Incidentally, this what at Savers. Given away for free. Not very original, guy.

Blatant Disregard

Provo loves to celebrate. No matter what you say.

New Money

At least the set up is in place for when the screen grows.

Gypsies.

We just can't have nice things

Fortunately, these innovative souls found a solution for those of us who perpetually worry about losing our "good stuff". Just bike lock it to the landing in your complex.

Theft has never tempted me so.

Stacking the odds

If you are feeling poor about yourself when you step on the scale, just bring it on the elevator! As it drops, so does your weight!

Cheaters never prosper.

Get Real

I think this one has been seen around the blogosphere, but for those of you who know my older sister Amy, it may amuse you additionally to know that when she saw this she spent the next 20 minutes in and out of trauma, occasionally shouting the word "USED!!!"

Pretty good joke.