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You know how you can tell if someone is rich? Like, really rich? Check their Blingerprint. A girl at Smiths was kind enough to share the easy-to-use diagram with us on her shirt.
If that doesn't work you could always check to see if they have an Escalade. If so, does it have vanity plates? If so... wealth. Like this lady.See, you can tell she is rich because of her Escalade. And if the mere towering presence of this mobile behemoth wasn't enough to reinforce your social caste, she included the helpful, albeit disgusting, adjective "SNOTTY", to drive the point home. Thanks lady. You big Cadillackin' freak. Gon' witya bad self. Cheers, team.