Mythical Proportions

This comes to us from our dear friend Brittany, and it simply blew my mind. BLEW it RIGHT OUT of my SKULL. I'll let Brittany give the intro.

So if this picture is too pornographic to post, i totally understand. But i thought it was very funny and i enjoy trashy things from time to time. as i was on my way home from school today, this gem was right in front of me at the light by the freeway on university parkway. i can't decide which is trashier, the topless mermaid with a black leather fin, or the odd cage/crate looking thing tied to the ladder with a bungee cord and string.

Wow. WOW. LOOK at that thing. Who thought this was a good idea? WHO, I ASK YOU? As I see it there are two main regions to deal with. We'll call them Region A and Region B. Let's go over the list of offenses, shall we?

Region A:

1. Airbrushing never really screams "classy".


2. Nudity does away with any questions about class.



3. If nudity weren't enough, the portrayed mermaid is patently ugly. She has a distinctly "Miss Piggy" meets Tori Spelling look to her.


4. If the ugly airbrushed mermaid weren't enough, how about those leather fins, huh? Or is it pleather?


5. The rust really shows how much you love this beast.


6. And bubbles, just to top it off.

Moving on to Region B. Let's take a look.

1. There is a cage, folks. A real deal cage.
2. It wasn't really installed, so to speak, more tied on with twine and plasic rope.
3. Whatever was in said cage has apparently been eaten or escaped through the hole at the bottom.
4. But before it left, it was fed out of a TOP brand tobacco can.
5. Whatever came out of the TOP can was left on the bottom of the cage, in heaps of crap.

It might take a little while to soak this all in. It's just so jarring and sudden, like that scene in Meet Joe Black. So take your time.

The Prize for BEST SUBMITION SO FAR goes to Brittany. I challenge you all to try to take it from her. Good luck.